No Treats For You!
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Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) resurrects Sarah Palin’s Death Panels with the help of GOP TV “Fox Not The News.” Cornyn admits he hasn’t read the health care bill, (which mysteriously increased in size overnight from 1,900 to 2,000 pages) but he’s sure Death Panels are in there somewhere, and he is concerned about it.
Also, from the “Too Lazy To Read The Bill And Besides I’m Psychic Anyway” wing of Congress, fresh from the tanning salon-ghoul House Minority Leader John Boehner, says he has better ideas than the ones he didn’t read about in said bill. As for those ideas? He’ll…….ugh………um……..he’ll……get back to you on those. In confusion, he also shouted: “April Fools!” before being informed by colleagues that it was in fact October.
And speaking of it both not being Aprils Fool’s Day, but Halloween: Birther Queen-Lawyer-Dentist-??-Orly Taitz is claiming (hide the children) that Bill O’Reilly is both unfair AND unbalanced! Yeah……… Just think about that one for a while…………….
Tri-partisan King Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Or Any Party Will Do-CT), while dressed in his “GOP costume,” said in a shocking statement yesterday that he would “probably support some Republicans for Congress in 2010.” This is shocking: he’ll only support some Republicans? Don’t all Republicans oppose health care reform? Oh Joe (I-CT), you can’t fool us anyway. We all know that your official party designation (wink, wink): “I” really stands for “Insurance Industry.”