(Updated on 10-20, Below)
Liz Cheney started her very own new “Let’s all hate Obama club” recently, did you hear?
Apparently she was getting jealous of crazy Sarah Palin who was getting all the attention with all of her hate groups and hate social media sites, fund the hate sites, and hate twitters, so she decided “Hey, I’m completely unhinged too, why not give it a try? Plus, my dad shoots people in the face, he doesn’t hide out in a helicopter to do it.”
So she started this little club and slapped on a real cute and original title: “Keep America Safe From Freedom.” (Liz, Liz, come on now, who are you trying to kid?) I gather the main goals of the group are to, of course, trash talk Obama, and promote torture and evil throughout the land. Of course, if you’re going to promote you’ve got to advertise.
Oh my, what a coincidence! Hence comes a brand new scary ad from Darthess Vader herself, and just in time for Halloween! It’s so frightening it even says “What Are They So Afraid Of?” The “Afraids” she speaks of are none other than a bunch of people over at MSNBC who I believe have tapped their fingernails waiting for her to respond to their requests for interviews for a while now and heard nothing but crickets. She mocks them mocking her for starting the group in the ad, which says “Why don’t they want to talk substance? Why are they panicked? Why don’t they want to debate the issues?” (Why, coincidentally, does this ad come right around the same time Poppy Bush attacked some of the very same people just yesterday? Insert pipe organ music here.)
Why doth Liz project so much? Well, because the “I’m wrong all the time” apple doesn’t fall far from the “still wrong all the time tree.” She’s just wrong. I do believe that some of those she speaks of; Keith Olbermann, Ed Schultz, and Chris Matthews, have indeed extended her invitations, and she has rudely ignored them and spends all her time instead on GOP TV FOX where she can mold the talking heads there like clay.
Not only is she wrong, she’s also not too bright. She just put out an ad that will only illuminate the stupid on her part, because the invitations are gonna come even more fast and furious now, and she is a coward. She’ll never go on those shows, anymore than she has before. What’s even better, she left out the one person on MSNBC I’ll bet she fears the most. You may have noticed there was no mention of Rachel Maddow in that ad. She no doubt has seen others appear with Maddow who thought they could just play the talking points filibuster with her and roll over her and get away with it. And fail at it badly. (Tim Phillips from Americans For Prosperity comes to mind.) Plus, a regular Maddow watcher myself, she has extended invitations to little Liz, loud and clear, and quite recently. Liz apparently heard those too.
Yes, I look forward to the flood of RSVP’s going out to Liz in the near future.
Bring on the crickets:
As predicted, Rachel Maddow dared Liz Cheney to come on her show last night (10-19) for that “debate” Liz claims MSNBC is “afraid” to have with her. Also, as predicted, Darthess Vader has chosen to appear on GOP TV FOX with Sean Hannity instead (in the same time-slot, I might add) because he will naturally say anything she wants him to say. Easy. She’ll probably give him a script to study beforehand too.
Just like her father, she is truly a coward.