The other day in my post “Cyborgs for Sarah” I said I didn’t have the stomach to look on eBay to see what Sarah Palin items might be offered there. (I didn’t, and I didn’t.)
Well, today something was brought to my attention. An item has been newly listed and it’s so ridiculous I couldn’t not write about it.
It seems that someone once went to see Sarah for his own self and apparently before he left on his pilgrimage, thought to himself “Hey, I’m going to see Sarah Palin, why not bring my Xbox 360? I would hate to be the only one there without an Xbox 360, how embarrassing that would be!” And so he did.
Fast forward to the present, where everyone, including Sarah Palin, is making oodles of cash off the train wreck that is Sarah Palin. Well, this person is no different. (Who’d a thunk it?) And so, the gentleman would like you to please pay him no less than $1.1 million for his Xbox 360 which was signed by Sarah herself (if you don’t believe him, just look at the nifty photos, which are proof, thank you very much!) But only if you email the seller to be placed on a (oh no, here we go again) restricted and pre-approved list.
So, if you have a cool $1.1 million laying around and you have no idea what to spend it on, well, there you go!
No really, that’s OK. You can thank me later.