Michele Bachmann (R-Fruitcake) just can’t help herself. She REALLY wants to establish herself as the craziest Republican ever. (Poor dear, she has a lot of competition.)
Now she says Democrats are scared she’ll become President and they are doing everything they can to sabotage her.
OK, first of all, I for one can say that the thought of her becoming President is indeed scary, but I don’t fear it happening. There is a difference.
Second of all, about the “Democrats want to sabotage me” comment? Sadly, no. No one could possibly top the bang up job she is doing to sabotage herself even if they wanted to! All Democrats need to do is grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy the show. That’s what I do.
Third, I believe she also said they don’t like women. Speaking as a woman and a Democrat, I think it’s the crazy women they would object to. But women as a whole? Not so much.
Oh yes, there is one other thing. Note to Ms. Bachmann: Your insanity soulmate Sarah Palin already tried the “Democrats are trying to sabotage me” line (among several other saboteurs) and it didn’t work so well for her. You weren’t paying attention. Try “communist aliens” or something like that. I don’t think that one has been used yet.