Just when things were going so well for the Florida GOP, and then this happens:
In the GOP gubernatorial primary, Rick Scott turned the scandals of his own party into a campaign issue. Bill McCollum won’t say if he’d support Scott as the party’s nominee.
So it shouldn’t be too surprising that the state party has abandoned plans for a unity event they were attempting to hold tomorrow in Tampa.
A party unity event. No? Why not, you may be asking yourself? Well, it’s a simple answer according to the state GOP spokeswoman: It’s a question of logistics. Nothing at ALL to do with the candidates despising one another to the point where they’re all but screaming at each other at the debate where they both actually showed up. Nothing at all to do with subpoenas, or the uncomfortable run-ins at the airport.
And certainly nothing to do with the fact that one of them had staffers chasing the other around the state in what looked like a clown car, driven by one guy who looks like The Ham-burglar, and another dressed up like a shifty doctor?
Nah! Nothing like that. Just “logistics.” Sure. OK.
I guess that leaves only one other conclusion. As always, in their warped little backwards GOP world, there can be only one explanation: DEMOCRATS IN DISARRAY!
Now, how would you boys like that crow cooked, rare, medium, or well done?
